Saturday, October 31, 2009

How do i escape from jail?

my friend gave me a nail file!
Answer:
If you are in jail with a computer they are tracking what you type
Just find out how to break in and do it backwards.
Run fast
jail really have interent?
1. Have a friend come in from the outside.

2. Crawl into their a**

3. Have them walk out of jail

4. Try not to breath

This works every time.
hang yourself it works everytime
Do your toenails up pretty, maybe you'll get lucky tonight!
heres what you need:

1.) a bullet-proof vest
2.) 5 pounds of plastic explosives
3.) a faithful fall-back plan
your a ******* idiot, and this has what to do about mens health? If you really are in jail, spread those butt cheeks and pucker up to your cell mates :-)
The best thing would would probably be to not have even got in in the first place. the governments watching what you type anyway so i'd just quit there and hope they don't notice.

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