Saturday, October 31, 2009

How do i become a pornstar?


Answer:
run around your town naked haha
Follow my lead.
videotape yourself and send it to the producers
get good at laying down pipe and contact an agency.
go to hollywood and spread the word around that you wanna become a famous actor...some sleezy person will soon get in contact with you and ask you to play lead for their uncomming film!
For you, get a MUCH needed penis enlargement.
Go to California, ask the locals directions to The Valley, they'll know what your talking about, go there and find production companies in the area that specialize in porn, audition, and work your way up.
you just film yourself doing it, what are you? retarded?
it's called the internet
that is easy. go to playboy.com they are auditioning for new people now. check it out if you are really serious about this. Good luck!
**** everyone in the high school
Usually a girlfriend will have to introduce you into the industry. Take it from someone with experience, the woman brings in the man of her choice. Usually it is someone she has worked with before, a boyfriend, a husband or a stip club customer. Shop your high end gentlemen's clubs.
What kind of question is that? Well, get a tape of you... uh... doing your thing with a girl and send it to a company. Make sure its a named one or embarressing films could go elsewhere.
why do you care?
well call mi up sometime an ill show u

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